From the new TMNT comic arc, “City Fall.” I might have to grab some of these. Now for individual comments.
1. Whoa. Movie 1 flashback.
2. That’s about as serious as I’ve seen these two in any official artwork since the ‘03 comics.
3. When the hell did Naruto villains start going after the Turtles?
4. This is probably the most perfect amalgam of all of Splinter’s looks I have ever seen.
5. Slash looking pretty smooth about now. Hmm? That’s NOT Slash? It’s LEO? What? HELL DO YOU MEAN HE JOINED THE FOOT!?!?
I think I… no, hold on. I’m still conscious. Wait… NOPE. *THUD*
BEST COSPLAY EVER
that’s Lindsey Stirling. She’s playing around in the costume she wore in the video for her Zelda medley. The fact that tumblr is not more in love with this woman surprises the fuck out of me
she has the awesome music uwu
I love this dramatic camera angle in the second gif. :)
Hey kids! Was that ‘Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ show getting just a little too heady for you? Did it scare you seeing a lot of characters that you didn’t recognize from that Goddamn movie that came out lat year that people won’t shut the fuck up about? Well don’t worry! Disney’s takin’ everything back to square-fucking one with ‘Avengers Assemble!’
No longer will you be burdened with the contrived side-stories of Hank Pym, Janet Van Dyne, Black Panther or Miss Marvel. Total snore-fests, right? Sorry guys, call us back when you become REAL super-heroes with your own live-action movies! No sir! We’re back to just those six guys you say eating shawarma at the end of that 3-D movie you saw with your drunk friends who had no idea who Thanos was.
And no more complicated character development stretched over several story arcs. Yeah right, if we wanted that, we’d read a comic book. (Psh, what are those?!) Instead, we give you dumbed-down, one-dimensional, quip-machines, guaranteeing that every episode will be packed with gifset-worthy dialogue scenes! (We got your home address, tumblr fangirls!)
What’s up with all of those alien bad guys? The Kree? Badoon? Skrullzes?! Who has the brainpower to remember all that shit? As far as we’re concerned, the Marvel universe has room for one bad guy, Loki. I mean, if you got the Joker, who needs Calendar Man?! The Avengers’ only enemy will return for every episode to ensure Tom Hiddleston keeps his place of relevance in this corner of American pop culture. Long may he reign supreme and free to try as many hairstyles as he pleases.
So sit back, relax, and take a glance away from your cell phone every couple of minutes while Avengers Assemble plays on your tv set. It’s got everything the mainstream craves as well as plenty of mediocrity! You’re welcome, America! Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re all going to take a dump on Jack Kirby’s grave!
-The Disney XD Executives.
P.S. Go see Star Trek: Into Darkness! It’s like Wrath of Khan, but without all those ugly, old people!
Not a god damn thing.
She’s sitting in Kirk’s Fucking chair!!